• 17:33 @Plebble_Advice Er, it's not quite a slow speed, it's more of no speed (and disconnection for hours on end). #
• 17:40 Awesome Belgian Techno and Marks and Sparks Cider to make an xmas eve move on.... #
• 18:29 Balls I've run out of cider..... HERE COMES THE #M&S BOTTLE OF BUCKS FIZZ.... #
• 18:47 @ConservativeLA Wow that's some pretty shitty racism you got going there.... #

• 16:41 #threewordsforyou Lesbian Fly Tipping #
• 17:28 @mkuplens A little bit of wee came out.... #
• 18:12 Er, the BBC Radio 1 Charts site is down and so is the official charts site. I'm guessing this is #RATM related....... #
• 23:01 It's started snowing in Wiltshire. WE'RE ALL DOOMED, ROADS ARE SHAGGED AND TIME FOR US ALL TO CRASH AND DIE. #snowmageddon09 #
• 23:09 @cobbiecollinge mmmmm fudge..... #
• 23:12 @dropdeadchris I suspect they may spray paint them for the season, just in case, you never know... #
• 23:13 @mkuplens In most parts of the country "Aaaii" is a perfectly acceptable word. #

I found that a few days ago, crazy, –36 weather.  Screw that.

So, I’m uploading my files to Skydrive for backups and junk.  I found some dodgy images in a downloads folder (woo-hoo!) but also found these off a polaroid camera I once had.  I loved taking photos and scanning them in for the early interwebs to look at (you know before fuckr and all that other junk came along).

Life was so cool then.  Oh and FYI – Did Sainsburys in the end…

I’m so lazy.  I’m debating if I move today.  Difficult.

• 16:46 Oh look, Virgin flippin Media's InterNOT service dropped off the face of the planet again. #

• 11:19 life is so boring when one's internet is down. #

• 19:32 The joint is full of emo types and the pints taste like shit. Kind of like bh but the pints are 30p less #
• 19:43 I'm up for new music but this is like getting your head kicked in by an angry tranny. Oh and my left ear is now deaf. Nice knowing you chum. #
• 19:52 Oh i love this song, i've heard it before - Screamy Shouty #
• 20:11 @sammymcloughlin over wiltshire last night there was something that appeared to be snow. #
• 20:11 RT @TFLN (424): We’re stuck in traffic in a stolen police car….which part of this is fun? #
• 20:15 @sammymcloughlin mass retardation (ref strikes gallore) #
• 21:11 Visual of the evening taped to a chap's back "to all unprotected girls, infected girls do it better" #goodAIDS #
• 21:19 @ladygaga rock her socks off. But not too much cos that's treason which is one of those things you can get hung for still. Bad times. #

• 11:48 ZOMG The Flinstones are on BBC Two! #
• 11:54 Ugh O2 Recycle hasn't paid out my monies yet. This is going to be a lean evening #christmasukash #
• 11:56 @divaschematic Was it "100 Reasons Global Warming is Natural?" #christmasukash #
• 12:20 @divaschematic Only the Express could think that bollocks up. It does give you the punchies. #
• 17:35 How the fuck do you add a mobile to Twatter? I click on devices and it doesn't let me register, just says LOL TXT START I do and no reply.. #
• 17:45 Every so often Twatter really fucks me off, this is it "LOL WRKZ ON URANGE" LOL Not prick help says "more easier like this" cunt off. #
• 17:46 UK: 86444 (Vodafone, Orange and O2 customers) HAY CUNT FACE I'M TEXTING YOU FROM AN ORANGE PHONE ON THE ORANGE NETWORK. #
• 17:48 And my email address is functional too stop whining about it "not receiving email" it does. #
• 17:49 Is this the spirit of the fail whale in the room? #
• 18:37 Got a text from twitter. Halarious says "we haven't heard from you in a while". Could have said the same thing bud. #

• 00:47 RT @duanebrown: Anyone else seen this anti-gay Tweet from @senatorduffy? I feel sick thinking he's actually serious bit.ly/88Xy8Y #
• 00:48 Not working on a Monday - Priceless. #
• 00:49 @cherylprolapse On a scale are you fatty in a cakeshop hongrey or ethopian hongrey? #
• 22:41 @duanebrown oops it's one of those things that's so far out you have to believe it. #
• 22:44 @bloatedlesbian "online banking" this fear is usually heightened after a night drinking shortly after the sent items check. #

• 10:27 I just saw the face of evil this morning. It was smiling. #
• 13:54 RT @AEguy27: Best. Story. Ever. www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/12/11/nursing.home.killing/index.html #