madsquirrel

I used to be able to go to a thread and see "new" next to any comments that had been posted since I'd last viewed the thread. That is no longer.
I'm wondering if there's some setting that I'm not choosing.
I have LJ Add Ons and Livejournal Hook.
Or, maybe it's part of another add on.
Anybody know what I'm talking about?

Nevermind. I found it. I guess I'd never gotten Greasemonkey back and it was one of their user scripts.

Чмоки-чмоки всем в этом чате! (с)

Сегодня вторые сутки когда нету температуры, даже сходил до центра города и встретился с одним знакомым.
Завтра перевоз манаток на новую хату (где и буду впредь жить), которая как уже раньше писал, находится в 3х кварталах на этой-же улице. МЧ уехал к родне до завтра, сижу и совершенно фигею от скукоты дома. За окном грозы, собирается опять дождь.

Из текущих проблем насущьных - посоветуйте мои дорочие ПЧ, какой нить крем для жирной кожи лица - хочу наконец кожу очищать, и паралельно продолжать боротся с сильным потоотделением. (По совету в предыдущих постах - в подмышках проблема решилась сбрив волосы, но не думаю что это же поможет на Голове :D)

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ICanHasCheezburger/~3/I3yJeGdw1Nw/

http://icanhascheezburger.com/?p=166812

Show them to me.

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ICanHasCheezburger/~3/Tryf1wlmNxk/

http://icanhascheezburger.com/?p=165472

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ICanHasCheezburger/~3/HL3E-AAbicg/

http://icanhascheezburger.com/?p=165846

 

IMAGE VIA maratguelman 

....that there's a difference between marketing yourself and BEING A WHORE.

So, some of you may remember Lip Balm Lady. I call her that because she has a small business making ludicrously overpriced lip balms and lotions that are supposedly all organic and wholesome. The problem? She calls them "Combat-Ready Balms" and packages them with military-looking labels. She is loudly thrilled about the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, gripes loudly about Obama being elected, randomly takes people from the lobby when they have appointments with other practitioners and, when one of the reception people accidentally left herself logged in on facebook, spammed everyone on her friends list about her stuff and updated her status with "C******* B****** is enjoying softening her rough, chapped hands with S*** D******'s Combat Ready Balm!"

And then today I got this email on the Takoma Park Place's email list:

"Hi Everyone,

A couple of people have asked me to do this and I think its a fun idea...

$50 cash prize to whoever sells the most Combat-Ready products (Combat-Ready Balm, Lip Balm and Soap)between July 11 - July 22. This will be tracked through the computer and on the 23rd we will look at the results, announce the winner and give the prize!!

Good luck!

Questions? Call me at 202 XXX XXXX or email me at I'manevilmiddleagedhowhotriestotalklikeavalleygirl@aol.com

BIG HUGS + LOVE
Lip Balm Lady"

I guarantee you NO ONE asked her to do this. And, by the way, I find war profiteering, even when it's done on such a pissant scale, to be revolting. What a tool.

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ICanHasCheezburger/~3/yKCFVSFCqUU/

http://icanhascheezburger.com/?p=166384

The Russian blogosphere conveniently, if bafflingly, revolves around LJ. Each week, RUSSIA! scans the chatter and brings you the top five topics.

• An LJ-spreading VIDEO news story from St Petersburg warns of Russia's new drug epidemic—binaural wave-based music abuse. It's like heroin and cocaine, apparently. Developed in foreign war labs, apparently. The smug, scraggly fellow tinkering with his Windows program and then blissfully spinning for the camera is the self-proclaimed specialist-pusher, apparently. Medical experts shake concerned heads. Commenters call bullshit. [АУДИО-НАРКОТИКИ]

• Blogger vaziani posts a spread of borrowed photos on Obama's visit to Moscow along with his amusing commentary plus this actual description of the presidential breakfast: smoked sturgeon with Russian pancake patties and currant marmalade, boiled egg with black caviar and sour cream, quail dumplings, and farm-fresh sour cream-based ice cream with cherry kisel for desert. Commenters compliment commentary, drool. [Обама в России в фотографиях]

• Actor Stanislav Sadalsky picture-blogs about Moscow's thirteen most famous ghosts and where to find them. Ivan Grozny's ghost meanders around the Kremlin, the headless Hovanskys executed by Czarina Sofia in 1682 now scare drivers on the Yaroslavkoye Highway, and empty train rumored to carry catastrophe victims' souls appears monthly on the Circle Line. Commenters recall sightings, surprisingly sarcasm-free appreciation of the fictive. [13 призраков самых известных МОСКВЫ... чур меня ,чур и вас тоже...-Садальский]

• Blogger Kira discovers a file on the desktop of her boyfriends computer containing many cell phone photos of female passerby butts and avenges her pride by posting them all on her LJ. The gallery is followed by the couple's comment exchange, mainly his treatises of explanations: "This has nothing to do with my feelings for you! I came up with this art project while bored on the subway. I was going to make a collage!" "Bla bla bla. You show me one professional artist who goes around sneaking cellphone pictures of asses! Good luck with your artistic career!" "....I love you, sunshine!" Aw, young love in public technological plight... [О находках]

• Blogger serpoff warns of the latest group of charlatans to swindle old people—the latest expensive medical cure-all marketed on Radio Russia isn't made of anything useful, mostly beet juice. Commenters offer their wisdom: "Every society has this element in commerce: stupid people's extra money funnels to the trickiest" and "Holy Icons don't cost $612 and give old people a hope for the afterlife." [Внимание! Шарлатаны!]

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ICanHasCheezburger/~3/TLxOFeYDrTI/

http://icanhascheezburger.com/?p=166258

Take my payrise back plz!

I got my pay rise this month (well, end of june paycheck) for being a qualified dental nurse, this means that mum has now decided I owe her money!

I loaned mum £50 at the start of the year to get some models she liked from a paper, they've just arrived and the money went out in may.

A few months ago, mum INSISTED I had to get a new pair of jeans, because if we got two pairs we got them at £25 each, and she had a pair she really liked...there were none I really liked, but I now have a pair of jeans I have yet to wear. She paid on her card so I could pay back at a later date.

Her and dad went away on holiday, I bought big fermenting tubs for all the bird seed mum likes aaaaaaaaand replaced the kitchen bowl with a new ones because it was scabby and horrid (£20 for all that). Mum (before I told her this) decided to let me off the £25 with house sitting, the decision was cemented when I pointed out the new tubs/bowl. (This was at the end of may after the holiday)

I bought mum's ticket to the walking with dinosaurs arena tour (£35).

Mum bought me some bras to a total cost of £16 but said that was a present for completing the Lindsey Lodge Sleepwalk (aka I walk 13 miles at night for charity!) (This was last sunday)

A day later, when I ask about the £50..."Well you still owe me for those jeans, and then those bras I bought, that's £40 and I AM giving you money towards your sponsor forms, so I'll give you £10 and we call it square?! :D"

I pointed out that I paid the money back via the tubs/bowl/tickets...but since I earn more money than her now I should pay back! Wtf?! Fine have your money back but don't tell me otherwise and then decide that no, you've changed your mind! And now she's pretending to be all shocked that I booked the Walking with Dinosaurs...wtf?! I told her on the day I was doing it because we talked about where we were sitting!

Between her, my brother owing £165 that was meant to be paid back in janurary/february and dad owing me nearly £1k for a few years now...I am not lending money to family ever again.

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